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Designer skullcap.  Pure swag.

Designer skullcap.  Pure swag.

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RockPaperScissors extended rules.  Study and remember.

RockPaperScissors extended rules.  Study and remember.

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SMS convo with my dad. This one's a true gem. #GratefulForMyLife

  • Dad: oh my god I have been listening to your brother rambling on in a drunken stupor telling mom and me of all the friends he saw at Falloons. He told the same story 3 or 4 times. Wished you could have been here for this
  • Me: I'm so bummed I wasn't there
  • Dad: It was a special moment. Shame your brother needs to be drunk to bond with Mom
  • Me: Don't ruin the moment with thoughts like that
  • Dad: It's loving moments like tonight that makes me want to tear up due to laughter.
  • Me: Does it hurt holding it all inside?
  • Dad: You should hear him rambling on to mom. He's telling her how he broke his toe tonight. Too bad I didn't video this.
Welcome to my world.

Welcome to my world.

My Refused inspired tattoo.  Do you like it as much as I do?
Location: Inner arm  || Artist: Little Dave Parker, True Tattoo

My Refused inspired tattoo.  Do you like it as much as I do?

Location: Inner arm  || Artist: Little Dave Parker, True Tattoo

In case you were wondering about this year’s and every previous year’s Oscar winning movie. Here’s a brief recap guaranteed to not disappoint. 

Appropriateness of Chewbacca Impression

Appropriateness of Chewbacca Impression

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Goths Make Better Lovers

Roommate SMS

  • Me: I'm going to Pomona for a Cold War Kids show tonight. Wish me luck.
  • My Roommate: Beware of flying inland dick cheese.

Rammstein To Play Madison Square Garden Dec 11

Well, I think it’s time to start saving some money.  Who else wants to go?  This doesn’t suck.

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Like they say, a picture is worth 1,000 words. While I take the lazy approach, you look at the picture below.

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